Notes on the Strange: Cuppa Elvis?

By John S. Forrester

image from elviscup.com

Working in a newspaper everyday, one is exposed to a multitude of crazy, offbeat stories and ideas that usually never see the light of day. Among the various conspiracy theories and schizophrenic rants that have passed across my desk recently, one particular item stood out magnificently in the swirl of insanity.

Wade Jones, a salesman from Belmont, N.C. has owned a Styrofoam cup once used by Elvis in a concert in Charlotte for over thirty years. Over the decades, Jones felt that he developed a deep spiritual connection with "The King"; so much that he feels he can sense what Elvis would feel about contemporary issues.

My interest perked, and I had to call.

JF: How would Elvis feel about the Internet?

WJ: I think that would be a hard thing for Elvis to fathom. Complex dishes, technology didn't affect Elvis much. I think he would be one of the older generations, kind of interested by the Internet but he wouldn't be a technology buff at all. He'd be more into technology in cars, or guns. You know, like lasers on guns or automatic rifles. I think he would like it though because he could get feedback on what people think of him, not just like a review of a show or something.... I just don't think he could fathom it.

JF: What about online music sharing?

WJ: I don't think he would feel it would be stealing. He wouldn't be one of these artists - like Madonna - that would have a major problem with it. He would have a more Grateful Dead outlook on it; it would be another matter if his manager, Col. Parker, were still alive.

JF: Have you ever considered cutting up the cup, to spread Elvis' influence and insights throughout the world?

WJ: I don't want to split the cup up; its like one of those relationship necklaces, once it's compromised it won't be the same.

For more on Wade Jones and his remarkable gift, check out elviscup.com or take a look at a more comprehensive article at: Elvis Sipped Here. Maybe.